OH.MY.GAWDDDDDDDDDDD.

CHAN!theliting is down with ear infection, due to excessive amount of ear wax in her ear not dug.
-.-

2 days MC she got.
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
Rot at home, will resume work next weekends.
Awwwwwwwwww,
I know y'all miss me.
Right?
:]
Zinny moAnny will love me laaaaaaaaaa.
:D

&thank you for tuning into the rants of msR.

"I’m huge and monstrous! ~GARGH!!""

OUR NEW OFFICIAL COUPLE!

Wohooooooooooooooooooo~!!!

CONGRATULATION!!

PS: Jem, u got to teach him to be a MAN! hahahaha!

WARNING! CARLSBERG BURNS!

"I’m huge and monstrous! ~GARGH!!"

Harlow people.

My name is ZEENATH.

I'm from India.

I used to be fair and called ZINN.

But after that first legal drink,

I decided to follow the total opposite of Michael Jackson.

And I think I look hot!

You know you love me.

XOXO ZEENATH.

First of all...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO OUR ALL-TIME FAVOURITE ZINNNNNNNNNmoAnnnn!
*then zinn moans LOL*
Weeets!
You're officially of legal age to do sooooooooo many stuff!
Including what most people would love to do...
*smirks*
& please try to be a little afraid of rats can?
LOL!
You're tickling our funny bones whenever you see a rat!
XD

You say it's your birthday
We're gonna have a good time
I'm glad it's your birthday
Happy birthday to you!


& thank you for tuning in to the rants of msR.

THE JEMS

so drained.

i need beauty sleep

:]

I love y'all.
:D

&thank you for tuning in to the rants of msR.

Tell me how I'm supposed to breathe with no air?

YAAAAAARRRRHHHHH.
nevermind.
let bygones be bygones, use love & sympathy to...

heal the world~ make it a better place~
for you & for me & the entire human race~

:D
& zinn is the hottest HAHAHAHAHAH!
zinn knows what i mean.
*smirks*

Work is work, personal is personal.
Professionalism pleaseeeeeeee.

&thank you for tuning in to the rants of msR.

ASSUMPTION KILLS

"I’m huge and monstrous! ~GARGH!!"

Have you people heard of the word?

S T U P I D

Or like how I like it,

S T O O P I D

??????????????????

Heeheeheeheeheeheehee!

Cause a lot of S T O O P I D arguments, problems, and things
Are happening at work.
From people telling others about their problems,
To the others spreading it around.
And people are so quick at making S T O O P I D assumptions.
Like assuming who is with whom.
Like assuming who is wrong and right.
Like assuming who is the bad-guy and good-guy.
BECAUSE ASSUMPTIONS CAN NEVER BE RIGHT OR TRUE.
I can pretend and lie and turn out to be the good-guy.
I can be truthful and sincere and turn out to be a bad-guy.

SO COME FRIENDS!
LET US SPREAD THE LOVE AND POWER AROUND AT WORK.
STOP ASSUMPTIONS!
Hahahahahhaahahahahahahahahahahahaah!!=))

HOLA TO BUCKALULOOS!

&&&,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MR JEREMY LIM ZHI WEI!



with love,
EVERYONE WHO KNOWS JEM.
:]

while i was having those USUAL chat wif BROWN-nie (:

«WRATHCHILD» -: when girls want talk to me, if i don like, i jz sheesh to them.
«WRATHCHILD» -: last time alot of girls like me.
«WRATHCHILD» -: for real ahx.
«WRATHCHILD» -: LOL
[msGRACIOUZ]: woah
«WRATHCHILD» -: i flash back, then i shocked myself.
«WRATHCHILD» -: no lar, coz maybe last time i cute.
«WRATHCHILD» -: LOL
[msGRACIOUZ]: nt bad arhx
«WRATHCHILD» -: now cuter. LOL
«WRATHCHILD» -: okay next!
[msGRACIOUZ]: OMG -______-"


hahahahahah! LOL!
nvr mind, this is why BROWN rocks *hugs*
hahahahahahaha!

oops my bad,
msBEIDGE

You want a piece of us?

Yes, yes!
I heard yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

THE RENDEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ! (feat. McWings!)

my wandus babyy~~~

Maner..

-BEIDGE?
-BROWN?
-mrR?
-msR?
-ZINNMON?
-BBs?
-RENDEZ?






&...
TELOR?
=(

iknowitlikey'allknowitliketheyallknowit!

With love,
msRENDEZVOUS.
(P.S. Dearest mrR, get well soon!)

"im huge and monstrous!~GARGH!!"

SINGAPORE NEXT TOP MODEL

OR

SINGAPORE NEXT TOP SERIAL KILLER

??????????????????????????????????

i kinda miss working!!

and i miss all u crazy peeps!!

=(

THE JEMS

S.Africa: Corrective Rape: Growing Trend: Boys rape Lesbian girls to 'make them heterosexual'
Date Posted: Thursday 13-Mar-2008

Corrective rape, where a male pupil rapes a female lesbian pupil to "make her heterosexual", was a growing phenomenon in schools, the SA Human Rights Commission (SAHRC) said in a report released on Wednesday.

A gay and lesbian rights group told the commission during public hearings that homosexual pupils experienced "high levels of prejudice" at school resulting in "exclusion, marginalisation and victimisation".

"There is a growing phenomenon of corrective rape. This refers to an instance where a male learner rapes a lesbian female learner in the belief that after such a sexual attack the learner will no longer be lesbian," the report said.




LOL!
GUYS YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!?
OKAY NEXT!

the jems

ok great.
my funds are running low.
and i cant spend much now.

that means. no DATING. no SHOPPING. no FISH. no nothing.
im having a fever.
and i dont wanna get out of my bed.
but somehow i need to bitch about my life.
on how bad it is.
hahhahahahaha

im a bad biatch.

biatch
biatch
biatch


so wanted to go down to the outlet today to pimp rin's ipod and to see MissR.
blah..

i think im catching a fever.
thanks jiejie, i should have stayed away from you.

i wanna die!.



-CUT MYSELF INTO PIECES, THIS IS MY LAST RESORT... SUFFOCATION, NO BREATHING DONT GIVE A F**K IF I CUT YOUR ARM BLEEDING

:(

Awwww.
Miss Rendezvous hav been feeling low.
Low low low low low low low low~ *plays music*
CEH CEH,
okay next!
:(
I'm just bored & sad & whatsoever & people I KNOW Y'ALL ARE GONNA MISS ME WHEN I'M IN CHINAAAAAA!
3 bloodyweeks w/o y'all!
I know my partner will miss me.
;]
*smirks*
NEVERMIND,
webcam is here to save the world!
Not so soon though, maybe dec?
I know y'all are CEH-ing larrrr...
But plz don deny the fact that y'all will miss me.
:]
Iknowitlikey'allknowitliketheyallknowit!
But orientation firstttttttttttttt, from 10-12th, 15-18th of april!
awww.
miss me riteeeeeee?
yes,
iknowitlikey'allknowitliketheyallknowit!
:]
FAV SENTENCEEEEEEEEE!

THE JEMS

{Intro (acoustic)
{e| |----------------|----------------|----------------|----------------|
{B| |----3-----3-----|----3-----3-----|----3-----3-----|----3-----3-----|
{G| |--0-----0-------|--0-----0-------|--0-----0-------|--0-----0-------|
{D| |5-----5---------|5-----5---------|5-----5---------|5-----5---------|
{A| |----------------|----------------|----------------|----------------|
{E| |----------------|----------------|----------------|----------------|

{Verse 1
{e| |----------------|----------------|----------------|----------------|
{B| |----3-----3-----|----3-----3-----|----3-----3-----|----3-----3-----|
{G| |--0-----0-------|--0-----0-------|--0-----0-------|--0-----0-------|
{D| |5-----5---------|4-----4---------|2-----2---------|0-----0---------|
{A| |----------------|----------------|----------------|----------------|
{E| |----------------|----------------|----------------|----------------|
{
{ C Cm G G
{e| |----------------|----------------|----------------|----------------|
{B| |----5-----5-----|----4-----4-----|----3-----3-----|----3-----3-----|
{G| |----5-5---5---5-|--5---5---5---0-|----0-0---0---0-|----0-0---0---0-|
{D| |--5-------5-----|--------5-----0-|--0-------0-----|--0-------0-----|
{A| |3-------3-------|3---------------|----------------|----------------|
{E| |----------------|----------------|3-------3-------|3-------3-------|


melancholic song.
i need some love y'all

"im huge and monstrous!~GARGH!!"

U THINK FUNNY ARH?!!

SCARED ALRDY THEN SAY " I HEART ZINN"

SCARED I KILL U ISIT?!

DONT WORRY!ZINNmon AINT A MURDERER!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAH!!

SEE U GUYS AT WORK TOM!

COS IM WORKING AT 7PM!

WOHOOOOOOO~~!!!!

I MISS BABYGIRL!!!!!!!!!=))

i didn't work today
spent da whole day wif family

in my dad's vehicle,

my 3rd sister showed me her notebook
i opened it & noticed some science notes
then ther's this page which looks something lyke this :

tsk -______-"

the mind of a primary 5 kid

LOL

oops my bad,
msBEIDGE

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

Blog paused @ that dog entry.
=(
So i'm here to revive it!
YEAH!
:]
Okay, the BBs & THE JEMS are at work now.
LaughOutLoud,
I'm the sole survivor here.
Okay, link-less.
~.~
Where's ZINNMON? Haven seen her for soooooooo long!
=(
YEAH!
Who's this cutie?
:]


Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww..
Cute rightttttttttttttttttttttttttttt~
I know you love her.
I know, you know like y'all know ya?

AHHHHHHHHHH FRESH MEAT!

stupid dog..






and i will p0wnz0r j00 in dota~

dreamzscape is me w0rx
wahahhahaa!

WOO!

:]
COOLNESITY!
Just being random here..
OMG & i realized i don't have pullovers!
=(
i should get a pic of myself in it tooooooooooooooo!
missRENDEZVOUS = COOL!

i dun care

AKU LAGI COOL :P



haha?



ouh i miss the ORANGE days

when i feel so young, safe & secure XD




hahahahaha
im just so bored

PEAS OUT YAW !!

oops my bad
msBEIDGE

WHO'S THAT POKEMON!?

"im huge and monstrous!~GARGH!!"

DON'T LOOK AT THE BACKGROUND!

DON'T LOOK AT THE EDITS!

DON'T LOOK AT THE PHOTOGRAPHY SKILLS!

BUT LOOK AT THE ATTITUDE!

WHO'S MORE GHETTO-KENTAL-NAK-MAMPOS?!!

PLEASE DIAL 1800-IM-GAY to vote for BROWN!

PLEASE DIAL 1800-IM-SEXY TO VOTE FOR ZINNMON!

U BE THE JUDGES!

muahahahhahahaahahhaahhahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahah

The two RECORD BREAKERS!
Closed fountain at an OFFICIAL time on 1023pm.
Break that RECORD, we are challenging other fountain staffs.
*yeah baby yeah*
We still have the time to CHILL and CRAP.
And watch LITING mop the floor. XD

The two RECORD BREAKERS! *winks*

mrBROWN.

"im huge and monstrous!~GARGH!!"

ZINNMON

ZINNMON is here to start war....

ZINNMON is never afraid to stand alone....

ZINNMON is going to crush

THE RENDEZVOUSSSSSSS

&

BBs

into dust.

ZINNMON will be back for more.

GARGH!!!!!

AHHLERLERLERLERLERLERLER~~~

:]
missRENDEZVOUS is back, y'all!
:]
She has nothing to write,
but she just felt like writing something.
Hmm...
& she's a person who can't type well.
She said she's got a c**k in her mouth.
She forgot the roach, man!
& BBs,
THE RENDEZVOUSSSSSSSSSS ARE HERE!
WATCH OUT!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Not bad.
Got newest addition.
LITING lar seh! XD
HAHAAHAHAHAHA.

But nevermind, they cant beat the BBs.
Coz' the BBs are the reigning champs. =D
Okaygo! Rited msBEIDGE? *yeah baby yeah*
HAHAHAHAHAHA. XD

mrBROWN.

Okay, idk why I'm here.

YA, LIKE TOTALLY.
Shhhhhhh. I'm new here.
I'm a spy.
I'm sent here on THE JEMS request.
:]
Okay, he asked me to write something here.
Hmm.
So here I go......
SOMETHING HERE!
YAY!
I wrote it!
......
Nevermind.
I'm a secret agent.
Hiakhiak.
*flashes evil grin*
I'm missRENDEZVOUS!

jakon

MA HOMIE SAY YA AINT POSTING DAWG
I'LL SHOOT YA UP Y'ALL!

Corn-Big
Music
Any you know me I'm fun.

don't play play ah
im a convict.

-iie wanna lurbss euxxx. eu aledy knowwww

"im huge and monstrous!~GARGH!!"

i dont understand why SOME people can be soo dumb to get invove in minor stoopid things!
LOVE have been spreading a lil too much at work i guess.
and there's never end of stories going around about couples.
BUT somehow all those stories that go on abt them were never good.
and they never last..it's just something i realised.
TOO MUCH DRAMA AT WORK!

Today i had the most dangerous encounter.
And encouter with 1 1/2 dead rats! Like OMGD!
1/2 coz the another rat already decomposed halfway.
Like ewww! *runs around like giler* XD
Thanks to that Jenny, who asked me to do so.
Coz' the 1st thing i smell when i entered the office was eww!
I thought it was somebody's rotten shoes.
Jenny confident it came from the ceiling.
The moment i climbed the stairs and reached the ceiling,
i could smell the STENCH. Like OMGD!
Opened the ceiling and look 180 degrees and i saw the rats.
The most shocking thing that i ever saw.
Kak Aziah was like "don throw it here! throw at the big dustbin!"
And i was like wanting to vomit.
Coz' the STENCH was too POWERful. =\

So yeah, conclusion that today was a bad day.
Coz' you have a bad day.. *mrBROWN singing* XD
Got lectured by AMY. =\
All 3 of us, mrBROWN, msBEIDGE and the JEMs.
I simply don like it can?
And she asked me to cut my hair. Darn!
Why must it be the hair? *stressed*
And shall see how tomorrow. =)
Hope tomorrow is a better day.

mrBROWN.

i took a bath with my dad's shower gel

i feel so high after bathing

because.........

I SMELL LIKE A MAN!

woooo! :P

oops my bad
msBEIDGE

Heroes.

can you all go watch.
i tell u this is one of the baddest ass show!

its better than prison break i tell u.
u may think at first its like some
"Xmen" or "Superman"
kinda show
but its better than tt.

the plot is so good that u will want to stay up the whole night watching the whole season.
im gonna get the dvd soon!

the hunks are hunkier than gay wentworth
the gals are much more lickable.

its not really that xmen.
xmen is Genetic Mutation

but Heroes is more of
Genetic evolution.

okay.. so i beg u to go watch seriously!



GIRLYMAN!!!!!!

the jems

wah shucks
i just realised my 6110 Navigator Phone doesn't take quality pictures.
it totally SUCKS!

so what if its 2.0 Megapix?
my previous phone with only 1.5 is SO much more clearer

anyway!
work ystd was fun.
hah!
everything went smoothly and the crowd was managable la..

stole a couple of shots.





when i tried to upload zin's photo,
it says "File is to big to be uploaded onto the server"


wahahahhaha!
joke ah joke ah!

Well, really FUCK V'DAY. =D
But work was okay i guess?
There was some tinge of sadness.
But nevermind, it will be gone soon.
So cheer up people! =)

Me, as the photographer of the day.
I felt so tired.
Ran from the start to the end of the outlet.
Remembering those table numbers.
And weird faces of people.
And the number of copies they wanted for the photo.
Blah blahs. =\
But i know i'm not the only one tired.
Everyone else is. Including you guys.
Thanks for making today a great day to work. =)
Lastly, we took this beautiful photo of us.
Say yes to HAPPY faces! =D


And not forgetting!
Our most favourite couple.
The two INDIAN LESBIANs! =D
By the way, the 'girl one' looks fierce.
Maybe she caught me taking a snap.
But who cares? XD

mrBROWN.

"im huge and monstrous!~GARGH!!"

VALENTINE'S DAY!
first time working on that very special day for many!
so it's gonna be specially busy.
and im soo excited to go crazy on that day!

let's hope that
GORGEOUSLY FUCKINGLY 'HOTTEST' INDIAN LESBIAN COUPLE
will be around,kissing and hugging like usual!
cos everyone will go crazy passing the news ard!
and i swear im gonna laugh like fuck agains!!!
muahahahahahaha!

and i soooooo agree with MR WANDUS!!
"Coz' V'day isn't a special day where roses bloom beautifully.
Not a special day where even the dull colours become bright.
Not even a special day where everybody turns happy."

LET'S ALL WORK HAPPILY ON VALENTINE'S DAY!!=)

Valentine's Day coming.
And some of us need to work on V'day.
But i don really mind, do you guys mind?
Coz' V'day isn't a special day where roses bloom beautifully.
Not a special day where even the dull colours become bright.
Not even a special day where everybody turns happy.
So why bother? Some of us need to fucking work.
But nevermind, got msBEIDGE.
Woooo! =D

Work was okay today.
And i got to see JEM after so long. =D
Setmaw was like the "bum" of today.
Jem was tired of doing fountain.
Then it was my turn.
I kept swearing inside. XD
Sorry Setmaw, but i think you're used to it. =)

So V'day, we shall have fun at work.
Busy = fun!
Also busy = tiredness!
But nah, let the fun overcome the tiredness.
Okaygo!

mrBROWN.

The Jems

hahahahahaahaha

you guys posted.
i tell u right.. i kinda miss working ah.

ill summarise what i did the last 3 days in this photo blog..

Day 1 : Reunion Dinner


Day 2: Early Morning Drive Over to the eldest place:




Ang Bao Exchange and Wishing Respects


Day 3: Counting Ang Paos and taking a day rest. (I went to watch a movie with the Lims)





so just to tip you non-cheeena-babis the feel of chinese new year.
its not just about firecrackers its about eating crackers.
not just about ang baos.
its all about chicken pau and red bean paus.

so.

bet you wanna see my sexy-ness

*switches on the stereo*
*Sexyback song plays in the background*

behold..



WAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
DROOL AT MY SEMANGAT BABAT!

lyke finally i got to sit in front of my bloody lappy

& post in this blog
ok JEMS don't close it down ok
dun so sian, we gd kids....
we'll update when ther's fun things, HAH!

so anyway
had my SUPER stylish fall at work just now
i tell u i fell on my butt hard siak!
i fell right infront of table 15
lyke OMG -______-"
& amazingly mrBROWN didn't laugh siak!
isn't that just SO AMAZING!
lyke WOW!
hahahahaha

then SHINEY came to my rescue
came help me up

(when actually i was on my feet alrdy -____-")
but sadly, she grab my hand too hard
which made me think twice,

whether on to thank her or to be pissed
but when she came to my rescue, it reminds me of hindi films
[insert hindi song]
HAH!

ok mrBROWN told me to insert this,
mrBROWN sends his regards to all readers

(including himself,hah!)
he wana say:
"JEMS! wher were u today....y nvr work.....im SO sad [insert emo emoticon]"


hahahaha
OMG
damn gay larrrr
-______-""

msBEIDGE

"im huge and monstrous!~GARGH!!"

before our DEAREST MR JEREMY decide to close this blog down,
i better make him change his mind by posting up at least something!!

HERE'S SPECIALLY FOR U JEM!!!LOL!-.-

i've been a BITCH at work!
i've been showing my FUCKINGLY GORGEOUS ATTITUDE.
i get soo worked up over little things.
i know i should stop all that!
i want to!
COS I DONT WANT TO BE LIKE SOMEONE!!
*dont blame me arh*
uknowiknowthenweshutup!
heeheehee..=PP

jem!it was soo boring without u at work sia!!
wandus was sad!i think he miss u arhs!!
so no nonsense to cheer me up sia!!
JEM + WANDUS
= NONSENSE
= ZINN HAPPY
= EVERYONE HAPPY
LOL!!!

-Kamy-

I miss Swensens JRP. I miss the fountain and munching on all that it has to offer. I want the crazy team to be back once more.

the jems

*opens door to home*
*walks across living room*

Mum: Why do i smell smoke on you
Me: *shrugs*
Mum: You smoke isit
Me: Must be my friends cigarrete
Mum: Ok *glares suspiciously

End of the story - My Balls Shrank

the jems

lols.
eh tell u.
this is the shit man.

im feeling all sweaty and angst up on my desk now.
don't feeling like going to school tomorrow sia.
like chinese new year is only 2 days away.
i can pon like mad.

eh! cny come my house celebrate
unlimited supply of bah kuas
ladies night got free flow of alchohol.

hw about that?

okgo!

kick scream groan